I've had people offer me their two cents before, but this is ridiculous.
"The theory of evolution does not and cannot explain so much about the universe that we know. For instance, when and how did water evolve? How does it happen that gravity can hold us to the Earth, and at the same time allow us to step up without any trouble? How did it happen that the Earth is spinning at the exact rate that keeps us from feeling that movement?"
Uh ... say what?
Link here, (for the sake of credit where credit due).