Today I received an SMS from a number that I did not recognize.
babe... Do you think they watched us?
I haven't woke up any place strange with hours or days unaccounted for recently so I was pretty sure this was a wrong number. It also occurred to me that this might be someone I know, collaborating with someone I didn't to have a little fun at my expense. Either way, I had to see it through.
Me: watched us? Them: yes.. Us in the act... Are you embarrassed of what happened Me: Hell no Them: <insert kissing emoticon> Me: <insert smiley emoticon> Them: babe... So what did you want to do today Me: I think you know Them: no i really dont.. Please fill [me] in Me: sorry, this is fun, but I think it's time you double checked the number you're texting
Shortly after that last message she called me. She was embarrassed and apologetic, and a little dumbfounded that someone would actually play along like that, but altogether she was a good sport about the whole thing. :)
Gushing with hometown pride I give you:
NP: Over Now, Alice In Chains
Open up a browser and go to google.com. Enter the word 'failure', or the words 'miserable failure' into the search box, then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
More at BBC's website.
NP: Swamp Song, Tool