Swine Flu

I don't have it. Do you?

Too Good To Be True

Today I received an SMS from a number that I did not recognize.

babe... Do you think they watched us?

I haven't woke up any place strange with hours or days unaccounted for recently so I was pretty sure this was a wrong number. It also occurred to me that this might be someone I know, collaborating with someone I didn't to have a little fun at my expense. Either way, I had to see it through.

Me: watched us?
Them: yes.. Us in the act... Are you embarrassed of what happened
Me: Hell no
Them: <insert kissing emoticon>
Me: <insert smiley emoticon>
Them: babe... So what did you want to do today
Me: I think you know
Them: no i really dont.. Please fill [me] in
Me: sorry, this is fun, but I think it's time you double checked the 
number you're texting

Shortly after that last message she called me. She was embarrassed and apologetic, and a little dumbfounded that someone would actually play along like that, but altogether she was a good sport about the whole thing. :)

Being Prepared

Working on a DR plan? Make sure you read this.

Not safe for work

This link is not safe for work, (or anywhere for that matter).

NP: Bleak, Opeth

Hard times

Cylon beggar

Motion Denied Because You're An Idiot

Gushing with hometown pride I give you:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0306061billy1.html

NP: Over Now, Alice In Chains

All data points to Bush 'failure'

Open up a browser and go to google.com. Enter the word 'failure', or the words 'miserable failure' into the search box, then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

More at BBC's website.

NP: Swamp Song, Tool

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

http://waxy.org/random/video/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

Lotion

http://media.greenskeepersmusic.com/lotionhigh.mov

Everybody Loves Magical Trevor

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

Real Life versus The Internet

Red versus Blue on Real Life versus the Internet