This, is Baby.

Baby

I have three words for you. Pure, Unadulterated, Evil. You have never met Baby (and if you are lucky, you never will), but rest assured, she hates you with a passion. When you look into her eyes, you can almost see the gears turning, the plot being hatched. I have little doubt that given the means and opportunity, she’d kill us all.

Other interesting facts:

  • The most ironically named of all our cats.
  • Sold the movie rights of her autobiography to Rob Zombie for an undisclosed figure.
  • Bites (literally and figuratively).
  • Sweet? Surely you jest.